2009
Day 23 @ The Office and white starex assholes who don’t know how to park
I’ve settled in quite nicely after 23 days of going to work. Workflow is optimized and I’m quite happy with how my desk is clearing up nicely.People say that my desk is quite messy, but for me I like it. It’s the cleanest desk I’ve had since I can remember. From the time I had a desk in my room till the day I started working, this was the most organized one I’ve had so far. (see the tiny little bowl on the left? This is what it looks like. Another one of my crazy ass scams.)
I’ve also picked a favorite spot for my parking space. It usually doesn’t give me problems when I back out since no one can park behind me, but last friday some bastard parked uber close on the drivers side so I couldn’t get in normally. (HELLO THAT IS WHAT THE WHITE GUIDELINES ON THE PARKING LANE IS FOR! READ THIS YOU ASSHOLE WHO DRIVES A BRAND NEW WHITE STAREX VAN!! Breath in, goooseeefraba) But aside from the occassional annoying little fuck nuggets like that, parking is quite ok. I usually rack up around 55-70 pesos in parking fees depending on what time I leave.
Here’s the breakdown:
P25 for first three (3) hours
P5 for every hour after
And lastly…
Dear Fcuker who drives the white starex van,
I do not enjoy having to get in thru the other side of my car. I do not take pleasure in contorting my already huge frame just so I can get into my car after working the whole day. You on the other hand left a humongous amount of space between the drivers side and the next car. Next time please take into consideration others. If you don’t know what the white lines are for then stop driving asshole. If that happens again, I will destroy your side mirrors, puncture your tire and leave a scratch mark so big you’d think you go side swiped on the body. Ok?
